Episode Title:
Masters of the Martial Arts.
Episode Description:
Fight 1: After being pinned under Roseanne for two rounds, Kelsey escapes the pin by slipping out of his own skin. Roseanne has a heart attack when she sees Kelsey's skinless body and promptly dies. Fight 2: Courtney Love is mauled to pieces by an angry mama bear when Brandy tries to give Courtney its cub as a peace-offering. Fight 3: Jean Claude Van Damme, thinking guest referee Chuck Norris is his opponent, kicks him cleanly in half through his waist and proclaims himself the winner. He was later reprimanded by Mills Lane who furiously reveals that he's supposed to be fighting Jackie Chan and not Norris. Jackie Chan rips the arms off of Chuck Norris's corpse and decapitates Jean-Claude with them.
