Episode Title:
The Missing Girl.
Episode Description:
Fight 1: Trent Reznor is sliced to bits by vinyl records thrown by Puff Daddy. Puff Daddy is sliced to bits by Trent Reznor's projectile "Nine Inch Nails" (finger nails). Mills Lane later puts the pieces together in an amalgamation of both musicians. Fight 2: Both fighters are given the chance to choose a setting of how the ring would look for the fight by coin-toss. John wants the set of Entertainment Tonight, while David wants a Baywatch-like setting. In the end, Hasselhoff wins and gets a ring set up to look like a beach. John Tesh is crushed by KITT when David Hasselhoff asks him for help after his face gets torn off. David Hasselhoff's face and skull are ripped off when John Tesh unfolds an umbrella in his head. He collapses on top of KITT after the fight. Also featuring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Spade and Steven Seagal Fight 3: Stone Cold Steve Austin slams Tom Cruise's and Bruce Willis' heads together when they pull on the missing girl's arms to see who gets to save her. In the end, Austin not only gets credit for saving the missing girl, but also impresses Kidman and Moore who both leave their crushed husbands for him.
