Episode Title:
Sibling Slaughterhouse.
Episode Description:
Fight 1: Referee Mills Lane gets the fighters drunk to get them to fight harder. Colin Farrell is sliced in half with his own spear by a drunken Charlie Sheen. Fight 2: Ryan stabs Simon's ears with a leg removed from a stool. Also featuring Paula Abdul. Fight 3: Mary-Kate Olsen's dog's head is bitten off by Jack Osbourne. Jack Osbourne dies of a death erection: after being kicked in the testicles, he is told by Mary-Kate Olsen that sometimes she and her sister shower together, causing him to have a literally killer orgasm. After eating Kelly Osbourne's cupcake, Mary-Kate Olsen's body becomes bloated: her stomach rejects her body and busts out of it, killing her instantly. Ashley Olsen dies after four CDs, thrown like shuriken by Kelly Osbourne, hit her in the face.
