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Return of the Gamer.A parody of Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Jack Thompson and his army of blue-suited lawyers are supervising the construction of the Second Billboard, with Thompson commenting to the foreman that "She" will be arriving shortly, and that he hopes the billboard will be finished soon as "She" is not as forgiving as he is. Roll credits. Elsewhere, Ethan and Lilah attempt to rescue Lucas, who is on trial before a "joo-rey" (jury) presided over by Bubba the Judge (who resembles Jabba the Hutt). When Judge Bubba refuses to let Lucas go, Ethan uses his Nintendo Knight skills with a Nintendo Wii controller to defeat Bubba and the Bounty Lawyer and free Lucas before returning home and regrouping with Scott. Jack Thompson is seen bowing before his master, who is revealed to be Hillary Clinton. She comments on his desire to eliminate Ethan, telling him he will have his chance. Meanwhile, Scott reveals that the Second Billboard is much stronger than its predecessor, and that simply kicking it will not be enough. Ethan comments that kicking it with guns might work, but Scott rules out a direct assault. Ethan insists that guns might have some potential, only to be told to shut up. The plan is to attack a nearby telephone pole, which will destroy the Second Billboard when it falls down. Ethan, Lilah, Lucas and Zeke make their way to the telephone pole, but Ethan is distracted when he sees Jack Thompson. Thompson takes him to see The Clinton, sitting in a portable toilet as a throne. She offers Ethan a Wii remote and tells him to strike Jack Thompson down. Thompson protests, as they had never discussed this before, but Ethan agrees and uses the remote to knock the Florida lawyer out. Lilah and Lucas quickly find that while the plan to destroy the telephone pole is a good one, they don't actually have the means to do so, as they don't have any explosives. Lilah asks Lucas what he did bring along, and Lucas quickly settles on Zeke. Using the robot as a batter