Meg Goes to College.Out of a desire to be spoiled in their golden years, Peter and Lois fake an application to get Meg into Brown University. Peter joins her on campus and in the midst of annoying her with his antics, he accidentally lets the truth slip out. Meg strives to prove she can do everything on the false application, but ends up failing the last challenge: windsurfing over Providence Falls. Meanwhile, Brian finds that he cannot catch squirrels as well as he used to, so Stewie offers to get him in shape, but his coaching proves ineffective...