Episode Title:
Twilight: Staking Dawn / Cookie Blue.
Episode Description:
Twilight: Staking Dawn: Edward and Bella's wedding ceremony is interrupted by Buffy Summers, who begins killing all vampires in attendance. Edward and Bella flee with Buffy in hot pursuit before trapping them on a cliff. Before Buffy can kill them, Bella asks why she wants to kill her, since Edward never made her into a vampire as Bella asked. Buffy states that her reason is that she sees Bella as a pathetic female protagonist. Bella replies that there is someone far worse than she is, prompting the girls to lynch Whitney Cummings. Now with Whitney's main star out of commission, the director has both Buffy and the now pregnant Bella to star in a replacement sitcom, Two and a Half Women.
Cookie Blue: Cookie Monster is recruited to the Toronto police department. His first assignment is a bakery robbery. He then begins to look in a street called Crime Alley for suspects, and finds a guy hiding in a trash can whom he thinks is a Canadian equivalent of Oscar the Grouch and try force-feeding the man garbage, thus forcing the guy to confess to the robbery.
